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'Omigod, why are you wearing that to the dance?'

DEFINITION: A fashion accessory, or an approach to personal hygiene, which is designed not to attract others, but rather to repel them.

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Funkicron

Created by: Karuma

Pronunciation: funk-eh-cron

Sentence: She was so tired of every jerk in the world using cheesy pickup lines to try to get her in bed, so she bought herself a funkicron with asshole repellant.

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Pinidreforeaccessossry

Created by: pwincess9430

Pronunciation: pini-dre-four-accesso-ssry

Sentence: pinfore dress accessory scrambled up

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Urkelestomy

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Created by: mythman

Pronunciation: urr-kell-EST-oh-mee

Sentence: The pose he adopted today was an urkelestomy used to keep the ladies off of his fine self so that he could concentrate on new scripts.

Etymology: Steve Urkel, character in ABC's TGIF's "Family Matters"

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Repeliaattrack

Created by: kellii3

Pronunciation: re pell a at track

Sentence: omg that is sooo repellaattrack

Etymology: repell - repell a - a atrack - atract

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Fumbadventures

Created by: Finchiboi

Pronunciation: Thum-Ad-Ven-Chures

Sentence: Lee: Joe Do You Wanna Play FumbAdventures? Joe: Yeah ok but when I am asleep

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Fendoffrock

Created by: remistram

Pronunciation: fenn-doff-frock

Sentence: Her fendoffrock was tailored by the popular and luxurious Italian designer FENDI. Trudy wasn't jealous of the fact that it did a great job repelling all the creeps, she was envious because all she could afford was tacky illfitting Walmart dresses. However when it came to attracting men, they did the trick.

Etymology: fend off (repel) + frock (clothing, dress)

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Hagcessory

Created by: purpleartichokes

Pronunciation: hag-sess-or-ree

Sentence: Splashing on a liberal dose of Slobsession and hagcessorizing with garlic-studded earrings, Julie felt ready to reject the world!

Etymology: hag, accessory

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Garbgarb

Created by: applesnpairs

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Perelent

Created by: callie17

Pronunciation: Per-rel-e-nt

Sentence: Nancy did not feel like much of a people peson today, so she sliped on her most perelent shirt and headed out.

Etymology: This word is derived from english words, peer or person and repel or repelent

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Warddrab

Created by: jesster

Pronunciation: war - drab

Sentence: Katie knew that yet again Veronica would try to set her up with some dweeb at the party. Since this generally resulted in painful attempts at small talk that dragged on far too long, she carefully selected a turtlereject and some baggy old sweats from her warddrab in the hopes that her suffering would be cut short.

Etymology: wardrobe + drab

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applesnpairs - 2007-08-14: 15:47:00
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